Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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