Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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