so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Randomize
