hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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