have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
