Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Are my feet made of real feet?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
