Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
