he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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