i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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