Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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