she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize