My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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