So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think people are normalizing furries
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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