One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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