I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's like heaven, but drunker
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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