Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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