in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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