I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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