No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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