IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
as a side note pls kill me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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