Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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