At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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