Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
