are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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