idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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