these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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