He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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