i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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