I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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