Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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