I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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