one might say we're banned from that church
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
im on a boat
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