how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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