yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Randomize
