To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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