I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Say something about gay babies.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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