Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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