Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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