he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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