508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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