last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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