I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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