He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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