White coat. Heels.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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