I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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