Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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