God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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