Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
should my penis look like a turkey
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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