The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
