So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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