my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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