Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just googled if crying burns calories
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize