he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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