Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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