I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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